California -Tiger Woods has come out of seclusion after much speculation about his whereabouts.
Everybody close to him had been trying to reach him to no avail since Nov.25th. Today he just shows up in California with well know rapper Calvin Broadus who is known as Snoop Dogg. In an interview with Magazine entrepreneur, Darryl James former basketball stars Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan both expressed sadness over mutual friend Tiger Woods.
According to Barkley, Woods has changed his phone number and is refusing to converse with his “famous” friends. Barkley, a studio analyst for TNT’s NBA coverage, told James, “I think when you have these fires in your life, as I call them; you need to talk to somebody else who is famous who [has] been through things in their life.”
“I can’t reach him and now today we hear rumors that he is flying out to talk with Snoop!” (more…)
Playahata Times: Entertainment Section Rock’s Wife goes natural By Ooh Papi
Atlanta – Chris Rock gave his movie going audiences a few surprises in his documentary Good Hair but yesterday he can home to a surprise of his own when he saw his own wife sporting afro puffs. Chris Rock told radio station 90.3 fm that he was not totally surprised to see Malaak’s new look. Rock said that his wife mentioned how cute Lady of Rage hairdo was several times last week and ordered a few 90’s era albums she was on, off of Amazon.
“My wife doesn’t even listen to rap anymore so I thought that was odd”.
Chris said “as a comedian you get a feel for people naturally that is where the humor comes from. So I sensed a bigger change was coming on soon. I just did not realize that soon would be 9 days”. (more…)
Michael Jackson standing in music is written all throughout the Guiness Book of World Records. However some of his former fans are happy to see him go. One such fan is Curtis Jackson who wrote on his blog that the MJ media hype was killing mixtapes sales for gangsta rap. On July 14th Fiddy declared on his website
www.thisis50.com that ” its damn near a month and they still talking about him as if he was God, I can’t get no buzz for my September album.Its like only his music is being downloaded and only thing really selling is old MJ if this shit keeps going on and I have to push my album back another month this is going to cost me millions- this is some bullshit. At least he can’t do no promotion for any upcoming albums.I sampled Mike once or twice but I cant really understand the hype of his death.When I die I better get this type of love“.
Kanye West was most whimsical in his thoughts and reflections declaring (more…)
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON
Dick and Rummy are at Cafe Milano in Georgetown, holding court. The maître d’ fawns. Waiters hover. Tourists snap pics on their digital cameras. Cable chatterers stop by to ingratiate themselves.
It isn’t so much that Dick and Rummy are back. It’s that they never left.
They had no intention of turning America’s national security over to the Boy Wonder. The two best infighters in Washington history weren’t yielding turf to a bunch of peach-fuzz pinkos who side with terrorists.
Let W. work out at the S.M.U. gym in Dallas, waiting for history to redeem him; Dick and Rummy are leaning forward into history, as they always do. Cheney is tawny with TV makeup; there’s no point taking it off. The gigs are n onstop, and he has a big Obama-bashing speech Thursday at the American Enterprise Institute. (more…)
Rob Stapleton does a TV Comedy Sketch Show- Hardcore Rapper Episode Written by Rob Stapleton with a satire on a group called DGAF ..Dont Give A F crew. Its a very over the top parody on the hardcore commercial rap message.
Obama warns Jay Z Don’t do that rap when I hand you the Mic by Bruce Banter
President Elect Barack Obama is threatening to cancel Jay Z’s appearance at his January 20th Inauguration in Washington, D.C. if the rapper born Sean Carter performs new pro Palestinian lyrics that support Hamas. Obama advisers got a preview of the lyrics when David Axelrod accompanied Jay Z and Beyonce to an outdoor fundraiser for Michael Steinhardt. Steinhardt asked Jay Z to do a freestyle rap dissing Hamas founder Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. But Carter declined to get involved in the “beef” saying he is married and avoids beef nowadays “by any means neccesary”.
Then in a odd scenario of events Jay Z approached Steinhardt 20 minutes later and asked could he rap about Hamas extensive social programs that have gained popularity in Palestinian society by establishing hospitals, (more…)
From the 1977 “The Richard Pryor Show”. The forerunner of “In Living Color” and “Chapelle’s Show”, this classic program only aired four original episodes, due to Mr. Pryor’s frustration dealing with network censors. Look for Robin Williams, John Witherspoon, Marsha Warfield, Tim Reid, and Sandra Bernhard in this classic sketch .IF LINK doesnt work HIT THIS
Queen Latifah plays Gwen Ifill on Saturday Night Live October 4th and of course Tina Fey gets a standing ovation for Sarah Palin again. Joe Biden satire is equally hilarious also.If Biden keeps saying he loves McCain so much then his DL status may be questioned -LOL.The Biden open mouth smile was on point.However SNL should give credit to the Damn show for the flute scene.
Said she was sexier than Ferraro years ago & sexier than Hilary Now
Cheerleader hints to Hilary she may drops out of race by Ooh Papi
In a secretly taped conversation by Hilary backers, playahata.com has learned that Sarah Palin has hinted she may drop out of the race to get into the Oval office.Palin placed a call to Hilary Clinton today and curiously told her that she is the “real Anne Oakley” and then hung up the phone. Palin called back seconds then told Clinton that she doubts that she could carry on as Vice President because she is sexier than Geraldine Ferraro ever was when she ran as VP on the Democratic tickets years ago and she can’t get with the traveling pant suits made of tweed look that Hilary markets.
Palin told Clinton her mission was accomplished as she has already ignited the presidential race and fired up the GOP — as evidenced by three women at the RNC who took the time to print the words “We,” “Love,” and “Sarah” on pieces of paper and tape them to the backs of their t-shirts. Hilary advised her to hang tough because she was a much needed voice on key issues like abortion, gun control, creationism, abstinence and prayer at work. (more…)
While most of the nation was out celebrating the 4th of July last week. NBC hosted some of the White Houses most familiar faces in George Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice. The big three not only agreed to come in to MAD TV studios but they performed a 6 minute skit called “Pirates of the Presidencyâ€.
Insiders say they did the skit as a favor to NBC President, Jeff Zucker who showed the Bush administration favorable coverage during the campaign leading up to the buildup for the war in Iraq. NBC said the emboldened move has allowed them to sell advertising space at triple the normal rate for the primetime spot.
The Associated press obtained a transcript of the upcoming show which features President Bush rhyming in a the skit with a booming laugh played over a T.I. beat about pardoning Pirates “As to the future,” the president told reporters, “I rule nothing in or nothing out, Scooter Libby’s a darn boy Scout.” (more…)
Isaiah Washington Speaks Out About Firing
June 15th, 2007
by Ooh Papi, E-Offline! Correspondent
Holding a press conference in west Hollywood’s red light district.Isaiah Washington has broken his silence about being fired from Grey’s Anatomy.
“I’m saddened by the outcome,” Washington, 43, tells Out Magazine. “I did everything that the producers and the network asked me to do. I came back under great duress and stress, and thought I was doing the job I was hired to do.” I gave the gay and lesbian activist my personal cell phone number and was on call for there bidding.â€
Washington learned last week that the network would not renew his option for season four. At the time he issued a statement through his publicist saying: “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.”
“[Grey's creator] Shonda Rhimes called me on Thursday of last week and told me that I would not be returning to the show,” Washington says. “Just like she personally called me and invited me to the show. It was full circle.” (more…)
Mother of Ohio State basketball player Greg Ogden reveals he is actually 30
April 6th, 2007
by Ooh Papi, ESPN3 Sports CorrespondentAfter weeks of speculation the mother of Ohio State star basketball players, Greg Oden recently admitted that he is actually 30. According to Mary Oden, the mother of the Ohio State star, Greg Oden was actually born in the Dominican Republic and planned to play baseball but when he kept growing, they decided basketball would be his best bet. Mary now admits (more..)
Satire courtesy of The Onion News Network (contains profanity)
While most of the nation was out celebrating the 4th of July last week. NBC hosted some of the White Houses most familiar faces in George Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice. The big three not only agreed to come in to MAD TV studios but they performed a 6 minute skit called “Pirates of the Presidencyâ€.
Holding a press conference in west Hollywood’s red light district.Isaiah Washington has broken his silence about being fired from Grey’s Anatomy.