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If you thought Tyler Perry was smashed on by Spike Lee wait until you see what Aaron Mcgruder does to him.

This is the Full, Unedited Opening Sequence of Get Him To The Greek which sparked controversy with many African American movie goers last week. Although the comedy movie is a satire/parody of the music industry -specifically Rock N Roll. The African Child video which represented the downward spiral of the main character’s career was a little over the top for many who people who did not realize its intent at satire.Comedy is comedy and satire is satire and sometimes the two mix and sometimes they are intended to but they just do not.

The Boondocks Season 3 -Episode 4, Satire on Self Hating Blacks (Alan Keyes, Larry Elder,Ward Connerly)

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.
I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes. click for (audio inside)And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

If you are of the opinion that the Pope had not role in this child sodomy,molestation coverup
You must not have been reading. The Vatican is blaming others instead of themselves.

unique and amazing parody

Wanda Sykes Shows Erykah Badu Her Version Of The ‘Window Seat’ Video – LMAO


Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonite by Bruce Banter

Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonight by Bruce Banter

BET has moved up the charts in ratings this month thanks to Michael Vick.
The former Atlanta Falcons QB who now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles has been telling his ordeal with dog fighting on as the subject of a 10-part series that began 3 weeks ago on Tuesday night on BET, “The Michael Vick Project.”

I’m Michael Vick,” Vick says over the opening credits. “My fall from grace was tragic, but it was all my fault, and I’m on a mission to get everything back. Not the money and the fame, but to restore my family’s good name.”
Indeed, there are plenty of people in this world who would not regard Vick’s adventures in dog fighting as anything to apologize for in the first place — nothing to go to prison for, anyway, as he did. Many humans are insensitive to the sensitivity of other species. (For that matter, many humans are unconscious of the humanity of whole classes of other humans.) And though Vick admits here that his treatment of his dogs was “inhumane and barbaric,” the genesis of his behavior is revealed tonight.
Vick says “I started killing dogs because (more…)

Breaking News-Tiger Wood spotted in public

California -Tiger Woods has come out of seclusion after much speculation about his whereabouts.

Everybody close to him had been trying to reach him to no avail since Nov.25th. Today he just shows up in California with well know rapper Calvin Broadus who is known as Snoop Dogg. In an interview with Magazine entrepreneur, Darryl James former basketball stars Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan both expressed sadness over mutual friend Tiger Woods.

According to Barkley, Woods has changed his phone number and is refusing to converse with his “famous” friends. Barkley, a studio analyst for TNT’s NBA coverage, told James, “I think when you have these fires in your life, as I call them; you need to talk to somebody else who is famous who [has] been through things in their life.”
“I can’t reach him and now today we hear rumors that he is flying out to talk with Snoop!” (more…)

Playahata Times: Entertainment Section
Rock’s Wife goes natural By Ooh Papi
Atlanta – Chris Rock gave his movie going audiences a few surprises in his documentary Good Hair but yesterday he can home to a surprise of his own when he saw his own wife sporting afro puffs. Chris Rock told radio station 90.3 fm that he was not totally surprised to see Malaak’s new look. Rock said that his wife mentioned how cute Lady of Rage hairdo was several times last week and ordered a few 90’s era albums she was on, off of Amazon.

“My wife doesn’t even listen to rap anymore so I thought that was odd”.
Chris said “as a comedian you get a feel for people naturally that is where the humor comes from. So I sensed a bigger change was coming on soon. I just did not realize that soon would be 9 days”. (more…)

funny satire by Affion Crockett
Hats off for this video ..LOL

If you an old school hip hop fan you will die laughing at this.
You all remember the B Boy stance in hip hop right.

Rappers want King of Pop Title by Ooh Papi

Michael Jackson standing in music is written all throughout the Guiness Book of World Records. However some of his former fans are happy to see him go. One such fan is Curtis Jackson who wrote on his blog that the MJ media hype was killing mixtapes sales for gangsta rap. On July 14th Fiddy declared on his website
www.thisis50.com that ” its damn near a month and they still talking about him as if he was God, I can’t get no buzz for my September album.Its like only his music is being downloaded and only thing really selling is old MJ if this shit keeps going on and I have to push my album back another month this is going to cost me millions- this is some bullshit. At least he can’t do no promotion for any upcoming albums.I sampled Mike once or twice but I cant really understand the hype of his death.When I die I better get this type of love“.

Kanye West was most whimsical in his thoughts and reflections declaring (more…)

By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON
Dick and Rummy are at Cafe Milano in Georgetown, holding court. The maître d’ fawns. Waiters hover. Tourists snap pics on their digital cameras. Cable chatterers stop by to ingratiate themselves.
It isn’t so much that Dick and Rummy are back. It’s that they never left.
They had no intention of turning America’s national security over to the Boy Wonder. The two best infighters in Washington history weren’t yielding turf to a bunch of peach-fuzz pinkos who side with terrorists.
Let W. work out at the S.M.U. gym in Dallas, waiting for history to redeem him; Dick and Rummy are leaning forward into history, as they always do. Cheney is tawny with TV makeup; there’s no point taking it off. The gigs are n onstop, and he has a big Obama-bashing speech Thursday at the American Enterprise Institute. (more…)

Rob Stapleton does a TV Comedy Sketch Show- Hardcore Rapper Episode Written by Rob Stapleton with a satire on a group called DGAF ..Dont Give A F crew. Its a very over the top parody on the hardcore commercial rap message.

Satire courtesy of The Onion News Network (contains profanity)

While most of the nation was out celebrating the 4th of July last week. NBC hosted some of the White Houses most familiar faces in George Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice. The big three not only agreed to come in to MAD TV studios but they performed a 6 minute skit called “Pirates of the Presidency”.

Insiders say they did the skit as a favor to NBC President, Jeff Zucker who showed the Bush administration favorable coverage during the campaign leading up to the buildup for the war in Iraq. NBC said the emboldened move has allowed them to sell advertising space at triple the normal rate for the primetime spot.

The Associated press obtained a transcript of the upcoming show which features President Bush rhyming in a the skit with a booming laugh played over a T.I. beat about pardoning Pirates “As to the future,” the president told reporters, “I rule nothing in or nothing out, Scooter Libby’s a darn boy Scout.” (more…)

June Satire

Isaiah Washington Speaks Out About Firing
June 15th, 2007
by Ooh Papi, E-Offline! Correspondent

Holding a press conference in west Hollywood’s red light district.Isaiah Washington has broken his silence about being fired from Grey’s Anatomy.

“I’m saddened by the outcome,” Washington, 43, tells Out Magazine. “I did everything that the producers and the network asked me to do. I came back under great duress and stress, and thought I was doing the job I was hired to do.” I gave the gay and lesbian activist my personal cell phone number and was on call for there bidding.”

Washington learned last week that the network would not renew his option for season four. At the time he issued a statement through his publicist saying: “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.”

“[Grey's creator] Shonda Rhimes called me on Thursday of last week and told me that I would not be returning to the show,” Washington says. “Just like she personally called me and invited me to the show. It was full circle.” (more…)

April Satire

Mother of Ohio State basketball player Greg Ogden reveals he is actually 30
April 6th, 2007
by Ooh Papi, ESPN3 Sports CorrespondentAfter weeks of speculation the mother of Ohio State star basketball players, Greg Oden recently admitted that he is actually 30. According to Mary Oden, the mother of the Ohio State star, Greg Oden was actually born in the Dominican Republic and planned to play baseball but when he kept growing, they decided basketball would be his best bet. Mary now admits (more..)