Archive for the 'Satire' Category
If you thought Tyler Perry was smashed on by Spike Lee wait until you see what Aaron Mcgruder does to him.
If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.
I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.
This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.
If you are of the opinion that the Pope had not role in this child sodomy,molestation coverup
You must not have been reading. The Vatican is blaming others instead of themselves.
Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonite by Bruce Banter
Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonight by Bruce Banter
BET has moved up the charts in ratings this month thanks to Michael Vick.
The former Atlanta Falcons QB who now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles has been telling his ordeal with dog fighting on as the subject of a 10-part series that began 3 weeks ago on Tuesday night on BET, “The Michael Vick Project.”
I’m Michael Vick,” Vick says over the opening credits. “My fall from grace was tragic, but it was all my fault, and I’m on a mission to get everything back. Not the money and the fame, but to restore my family’s good name.”
Indeed, there are plenty of people in this world who would not regard Vick’s adventures in dog fighting as anything to apologize for in the first place — nothing to go to prison for, anyway, as he did. Many humans are insensitive to the sensitivity of other species. (For that matter, many humans are unconscious of the humanity of whole classes of other humans.) And though Vick admits here that his treatment of his dogs was “inhumane and barbaric,” the genesis of his behavior is revealed tonight.
Vick says “I started killing dogs because (more…)
Breaking News-Tiger Wood spotted in public
California -Tiger Woods has come out of seclusion after much speculation about his whereabouts.
Everybody close to him had been trying to reach him to no avail since Nov.25th. Today he just shows up in California with well know rapper Calvin Broadus who is known as Snoop Dogg. In an interview with Magazine entrepreneur, Darryl James former basketball stars Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan both expressed sadness over mutual friend Tiger Woods.
According to Barkley, Woods has changed his phone number and is refusing to converse with his “famous” friends. Barkley, a studio analyst for TNT’s NBA coverage, told James, “I think when you have these fires in your life, as I call them; you need to talk to somebody else who is famous who [has] been through things in their life.”
“I can’t reach him and now today we hear rumors that he is flying out to talk with Snoop!” (more…)
Playahata Times: Entertainment Section
Rock’s Wife goes natural By Ooh Papi
Atlanta – Chris Rock gave his movie going audiences a few surprises in his documentary Good Hair but yesterday he can home to a surprise of his own when he saw his own wife sporting afro puffs. Chris Rock told radio station 90.3 fm that he was not totally surprised to see Malaak’s new look. Rock said that his wife mentioned how cute Lady of Rage hairdo was several times last week and ordered a few 90’s era albums she was on, off of Amazon.
“My wife doesn’t even listen to rap anymore so I thought that was odd”.
Chris said “as a comedian you get a feel for people naturally that is where the humor comes from. So I sensed a bigger change was coming on soon. I just did not realize that soon would be 9 days”. (more…)
funny satire by Affion Crockett
Hats off for this video ..LOL
If you an old school hip hop fan you will die laughing at this.
You all remember the B Boy stance in hip hop right.
Rappers want King of Pop Title by Ooh Papi
Michael Jackson standing in music is written all throughout the Guiness Book of World Records. However some of his former fans are happy to see him go. One such fan is Curtis Jackson who wrote on his blog that the MJ media hype was killing mixtapes sales for gangsta rap. On July 14th Fiddy declared on his website
www.thisis50.com that ” its damn near a month and they still talking about him as if he was God, I can’t get no buzz for my September album.Its like only his music is being downloaded and only thing really selling is old MJ if this shit keeps going on and I have to push my album back another month this is going to cost me millions- this is some bullshit. At least he can’t do no promotion for any upcoming albums.I sampled Mike once or twice but I cant really understand the hype of his death.When I die I better get this type of love“.
Kanye West was most whimsical in his thoughts and reflections declaring (more…)
By MAUREEN DOWD
Dick and Rummy are at Cafe Milano in Georgetown, holding court. The maître d’ fawns. Waiters hover. Tourists snap pics on their digital cameras. Cable chatterers stop by to ingratiate themselves.
It isn’t so much that Dick and Rummy are back. It’s that they never left.
They had no intention of turning America’s national security over to the Boy Wonder. The two best infighters in Washington history weren’t yielding turf to a bunch of peach-fuzz pinkos who side with terrorists.
Let W. work out at the S.M.U. gym in Dallas, waiting for history to redeem him; Dick and Rummy are leaning forward into history, as they always do. Cheney is tawny with TV makeup; there’s no point taking it off. The gigs are n onstop, and he has a big Obama-bashing speech Thursday at the American Enterprise Institute. (more…)