Site Updates: August Satire
Harlem, New York – Violence erupted at an African American day parade when a Caucasian man, dressed in a full length, designer Klu Klux Klan outfit by Tommy Hilfiger, suddenly jumped out of a yellow cab at the parade’s busiest intersection at 125th Street and Lenox Avenue. ”
It was bananas, man. The parade just stopped an’ shit. Music cut off and everything,” said one man with his first and last name tattooed on his neck but who refused to identify himself. “It’s like niggaz had seen a ghost an’ shit, na’ mean?”
The Klansman, who was running late to his appointment at a Fashion Week event taking place downtown, sought to cut his travel time in half by taking a local route. When the Klans man’s turban clad cab driver Akhmed Muhammed, began to discuss his dreams of “blowing up,” to the Klansman, the Klansman, fearing for his safety, swiftly jumped out of the cab and into the hands of a shocked and angry crowd. (more…)
