Curent TV satire cartoon on Tea Baggers, Glenn Beck, FOX News reports and Birthers shows a glimpse of what passes for news on TV nowadays. “When a lab-monkey declares that President Obama wasn’t born in America, he becomes Patient Zero for a new brand of fear-based news virus – Fearus Ignoramus. America devolves into panic, convinced its President is an illegal alien anti-Christ
Playahata Times: Entertainment Section
Rock’s Wife goes natural By Ooh Papi
Atlanta – Chris Rock gave his movie going audiences a few surprises in his documentary Good Hair but yesterday he can home to a surprise of his own when he saw his own wife sporting afro puffs. Chris Rock told radio station 90.3 fm that he was not totally surprised to see Malaak’s new look. Rock said that his wife mentioned how cute Lady of Rage hairdo was several times last week and ordered a few 90’s era albums she was on, off of Amazon.
“My wife doesn’t even listen to rap anymore so I thought that was odd”.
Chris said “as a comedian you get a feel for people naturally that is where the humor comes from. So I sensed a bigger change was coming on soon. I just did not realize that soon would be 9 days”. (more…)
Obama warns Jay Z Don’t do that rap when I hand you the Mic by Bruce Banter
President Elect Barack Obama is threatening to cancel Jay Z’s appearance at his January 20th Inauguration in Washington, D.C. if the rapper born Sean Carter performs new pro Palestinian lyrics that support Hamas. Obama advisers got a preview of the lyrics when David Axelrod accompanied Jay Z and Beyonce to an outdoor fundraiser for Michael Steinhardt. Steinhardt asked Jay Z to do a freestyle rap dissing Hamas founder Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. But Carter declined to get involved in the “beef” saying he is married and avoids beef nowadays “by any means neccesary”.
Then in a odd scenario of events Jay Z approached Steinhardt 20 minutes later and asked could he rap about Hamas extensive social programs that have gained popularity in Palestinian society by establishing hospitals, (more…)
From the 1977 “The Richard Pryor Show”. The forerunner of “In Living Color” and “Chapelle’s Show”, this classic program only aired four original episodes, due to Mr. Pryor’s frustration dealing with network censors. Look for Robin Williams, John Witherspoon, Marsha Warfield, Tim Reid, and Sandra Bernhard in this classic sketch .IF LINK doesnt work HIT THIS
Said she was sexier than Ferraro years ago & sexier than Hilary Now
Cheerleader hints to Hilary she may drops out of race by Ooh Papi
In a secretly taped conversation by Hilary backers, playahata.com has learned that Sarah Palin has hinted she may drop out of the race to get into the Oval office.Palin placed a call to Hilary Clinton today and curiously told her that she is the “real Anne Oakley” and then hung up the phone. Palin called back seconds then told Clinton that she doubts that she could carry on as Vice President because she is sexier than Geraldine Ferraro ever was when she ran as VP on the Democratic tickets years ago and she can’t get with the traveling pant suits made of tweed look that Hilary markets.
Palin told Clinton her mission was accomplished as she has already ignited the presidential race and fired up the GOP — as evidenced by three women at the RNC who took the time to print the words “We,” “Love,” and “Sarah” on pieces of paper and tape them to the backs of their t-shirts. Hilary advised her to hang tough because she was a much needed voice on key issues like abortion, gun control, creationism, abstinence and prayer at work. (more…)