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If you thought Tyler Perry was smashed on by Spike Lee wait until you see what Aaron Mcgruder does to him.

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.
I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes. click for (audio inside)And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

If you are of the opinion that the Pope had not role in this child sodomy,molestation coverup
You must not have been reading. The Vatican is blaming others instead of themselves.

RAP VIDEO OF THE WEEK:


Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonite by Bruce Banter

Michael Vick Project releases bombshell on air
Update set to get highest ratings tonight by Bruce Banter

BET has moved up the charts in ratings this month thanks to Michael Vick.
The former Atlanta Falcons QB who now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles has been telling his ordeal with dog fighting on as the subject of a 10-part series that began 3 weeks ago on Tuesday night on BET, “The Michael Vick Project.”

I’m Michael Vick,” Vick says over the opening credits. “My fall from grace was tragic, but it was all my fault, and I’m on a mission to get everything back. Not the money and the fame, but to restore my family’s good name.”
Indeed, there are plenty of people in this world who would not regard Vick’s adventures in dog fighting as anything to apologize for in the first place — nothing to go to prison for, anyway, as he did. Many humans are insensitive to the sensitivity of other species. (For that matter, many humans are unconscious of the humanity of whole classes of other humans.) And though Vick admits here that his treatment of his dogs was “inhumane and barbaric,” the genesis of his behavior is revealed tonight.
Vick says “I started killing dogs because (more…)

Curent TV satire cartoon on Tea Baggers, Glenn Beck, FOX News reports and Birthers shows a glimpse of what passes for news on TV nowadays. “When a lab-monkey declares that President Obama wasn’t born in America, he becomes Patient Zero for a new brand of fear-based news virus – Fearus Ignoramus. America devolves into panic, convinced its President is an illegal alien anti-Christ

Playahata Times: Entertainment Section
Rock’s Wife goes natural By Ooh Papi
Atlanta – Chris Rock gave his movie going audiences a few surprises in his documentary Good Hair but yesterday he can home to a surprise of his own when he saw his own wife sporting afro puffs. Chris Rock told radio station 90.3 fm that he was not totally surprised to see Malaak’s new look. Rock said that his wife mentioned how cute Lady of Rage hairdo was several times last week and ordered a few 90’s era albums she was on, off of Amazon.

“My wife doesn’t even listen to rap anymore so I thought that was odd”.
Chris said “as a comedian you get a feel for people naturally that is where the humor comes from. So I sensed a bigger change was coming on soon. I just did not realize that soon would be 9 days”. (more…)