Name: Bruce Banter
Hometowns: Anywhere I can find some Brotherly love
(No Homo)PhD (specialty): Pop Culture, Sports, and Information Technology
Biggest Dislikes: 'Gangsta' Rappers, Dumb Athletes, Chicken Headz, The Patriot Act, and COINTELPRO.
Quote: “Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I'm angry”.
Now Playing: Last Poets - "E Pluribus Unum"
Bruce Banter is a Schizophrenic ova 30 under 40 Black male that has lived throughout the U.S. and refuses to identify what part of the U.S. he’s from or currently resides in, because like Rakim, he believes “it ain't where you're from, its where you're at!”
He reaches orgasm by hating on gangsta' rappers or anything in vogue in pop culture. Banter describes himself as a “skeptical optimist” that happens to be a “recovering sexist”. He enjoys being a playahata as part of his therapy for having to deal with the everyday people, he meets on the street.
His alter ego is just as 'Incredible' and when he gets angry HE STARTS TYPING IN ALL CAPS LOCK! So don’t get him angry you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Also, don’t bother him with questions about something you didn’t understand, or his trademark use of poor grammar, excessive slang, made up words, Ebonics and big words. He often ends his thoughts by infringing on Marvel comic founders Stan Lee's coined phrase, “Nuff Said”.
Readers of the Playahata Newsletter know him as the Ole School Playahata and the Holder of the double edge sword which is essentially his YING/YANG pen.
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