Name: Gumby Dammitt!
Hometowns: Gumbopolis, New Jersey
PhD (specialty): Sautéed Idiot with Common Sense Sauce & Roast Dumb Ass with Smell the Coffee on the side
Biggest Dislikes: Potpourri, SONY Playstations (1 And 2).
Quote: “Shut up and get me a cigarette and a Girly Magazine”.
Now Playing: Bob Marley - "Redemption Songs"
I'm Gumby Dammitt! is the playahata made out of super elastic. That's right, Super elastic! Which enables him to lend his skewered perspective on many a topic. Maybe he's just that versatile. Maybe he's just that unfocused. Who gives a rat's bottom? I know I'm sick of him ranting about those damned SONY Playstations.
Even if he doesn't know too much about it, Gumby Dammitt! carries a sack full of pennies so he can put his two cents in on any and every damn thing! He's the king of the crash course, who knows how to squeeze the internet for info and he's got a keyboard bigger than your moms after Thanksgiving dinner. So watch ya step.
Gumby Dammitt hails from the city of Gumbopolis and you can believe that he ain't your Saturday morning cartoon pal! His mouth is fouler than Eddie Murphy's and he is the least friendly of all your beloved Playahatas. Bruce Banner has to get angry to turn green. Hell, this fool's green all the time.
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