Status: Guest Hata
Name: Dat Chic
Hometowns:
My City, I run this piece, USA
PhD (specialty):
Biggest Dislikes: U.S. Military Urban Warfare, patrons of Jacob the Jeweler, Lyor Cohen a.k.a. the Hip Hop Anti-Christ, His henchmen Kevin Liles, Rappers who proclaim pimp/ or jigalo status, and Wal-Mart (cause it smells like pee).
Quote: "Do not try an bend the spoon.... that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
Now Playing: "Revolution" by Arrested Development
Dat Chick Speaks: I'm Dat chic, don't ask me how to pronounce it, it sounds like it looks and it is what you think! Wanna gamble let me know but let me warn you first, I've never lost a case. A former hip hop-hoe and an alter ego to a twenty something workaholic, I only come out at night cause during the day, my other half says "Cause I gotta feed Tionna Mayn". Although I dislike Jay-Z and any other rapper who came out after 95 I'm not above quoting them. The daughter of an evil genius and a writer I vowed to use my pen and intellect for good. However, my father endowed me with a hair trigger temper, activated by dum ass Negroes. So watch yah step cause we still haven't found the bodies. Like Harriet Tubman I have chosen to free those still stuck in the Matrix carrying a gat of truth for those that dare turn back once they have been born again. When not saving souls I can be spotted at the local 7-eleven, wildin' out talking 'bout "Awww Yeah Son!" while buying out the Gummy bear block. Blockbuster knows me on a first name basis, and I jam up Congress e-mail to amend the Constitution and get William Jefferson Clinton his job back. Hatin on commercialism, sensationalist media, E -True Hollywood Stories, government propaganda, and unscrupulous clergy, I can be seen on 47th and Drexel, with a sock full of quarters and a "Shet yo' bitch ass up" or my personal favorite "shut the phuck up an have a coke and a smile!" on the tip of my tongue. I do believe everyone has the right to say whatever they want, that's Constitutional! But I also believe they have the right to the open handed smack in the mouth that it may warrant, too!
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