Name: Morpheus

Hometowns: Universal, USA

PhD (specialty): World History

Biggest Dislikes: Simps, Sambos, Coons, Negroes, Niggaz, Wiggaz, Wannabeez, Pimpz, Ballaz, Shot-Callaz, Gangstaz, Thugz, REAL Thugz, Playaz, Hustlaz, Bytchez, Ho'z, Keepin' It Realaz, ThOw'd YuNgTaZ, Hot Boiz, Hot Gurlz, bustaz and other related mythical creatures.

Quote: “I have no tolerance for Black Ignorance!” -Lord Jumar, Brand Nubian

The Morpheus Files:

Age: Immortal

Current Activities: Bringing them out of the Matrix, Exposin' Fake Shyt, and Steady Sippin'.

Weapon of Choice: Sharp Steel Bookmarks, Cerebral Chokeholdz and Knowledge Blowz

Sponsor: Industrial Strength HATA-ADE: to give you that extra hatin' edge.