Who is Ooh Papi ?

Ooh Papi

Name: Ooh Papi

Hometowns: Washington, D.C.

PhD(specialty): Rantin' about anything in the "news" and Hatin' on people who dismiss all Conspiracy Theories

Biggest Dislikes: Expensive Stuff , Mainstream News and Radio

Quote: “Well how much can I get for a dollar?”

Ooh Papi Speaks:

Now Playing: Big Pun - "Still Not a Player (remix)"


I am a part time dumpster diver and barber who lives in Washington, D.C. If you ever visit the nation's capital and see a Latino male who is balding, bearded, and digging in a dumpster just say "Ooh Papi" and I may turn around. I have been "playa hating" for about 5 years cause the editorial pages of various newspaper and magazines started censoring me. They thought that would kill me but I 'Die Hard' so "Yippie Kai Yai muvaphucka".

My ex-wife stressed me out so much I had to join the Playahatas so that I could say something, but being that I am an admitted plagiarist, it might be something you heard before. One thing you can bet on, is that if you see any article under the column name Ooh Papi, there's only a 50/50 chance I wrote it by myself, but I co-sign it, and I am trying to take credit for it so be careful about emailing me with copyrighted material. I still sneak into movies with my lil' ones, if there is no security around. I still send messages by making collect calls with the code names like "bobitszaboy". It's dishonest, not immoral and so what the telephone operators don't know me.

It's not necessary that anybody agree with me or even like me. I don't take myself that seriously, but you should even though I'm not sure if I will reciprocate. Truth has a way of angering people. I even irk the other Hatas on this site occasionally. We may not agree on everything but we are united in the belief that most people will fall for anything. They think the truth is on TV. 

I hate N.Y. and L.A., just "because". I grew up in suburban NJ but when it comes to urban lifestyles I "Been There Done That". To all the Boricuas out there hold me down and I will try to represent for us and all the other Latinos. Outside of my sarcasm and many acronyms (ex. BM=Bite me). I bring some diversity here. I will hold down this fort until the newsletter moderator (Charlie) finds some other Latino's that can bring the pain. On Some days it will be hard to decipher if I am actually a player hater instead of a playa hata. Buy hey, 'it be like that sometimes'.


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