You saw it on MTV just like me. Suge Knight wounded and being taken out on a stretcher. You thought to yourself just like me, "aw man, this mess done started again. Nobody caught again, these police bullshittin again". Relax.

This weekend Suge Knight, 40, was shot once in the upper right leg shortly after midnight Saturday at a star-studded bash hosted by Kanye West. Knight was hospitalized in good condition and scheduled for surgery to remove a bullet from his leg and repair a broken bone.

According to the Miami Herald the investigation was being hampered by witnesses’ unwillingness to talk. “We don’t have any physical description. We don’t know how many subjects were involved, which is mind boggling, with all those people around,” said Miami Beach police spokesman Bobby Hernandez .

The last time I heard somebody in the rap community being shot mysteriously was back in February of '03. Chris Gotti who is the brother to Irv Gotti of Murder Inc. records was shot in the leg from what I recall and had to go to the hospital. The police speculated he shot himself, and upon further review that was proven to be true. Although I am taken to conspiracy theories, I don't know if my guess of who shot Suge qualifies as a conspiracy theory. But early speculation is that Suge shot Suge! Think about everything you read and hear and separate the bull from the ship, after 5 years of Bush media lies this should be easy.

Ok, police were puzzled by the failure to find a shell casing inside SkyBar’s VIP Red Room at the plush Shore Club - and that no one got a good look at the shooter. Knight gave only a cursory account of the shooting, raising more doubts about the event. He was in stable condition last night after doctors removed the bullet and set a fractured bone in his right leg.

You see Suge was packing a gun but he’s on parole so he is not supposed to be near any guns, plus what type of gangster shoots himself? Those 2 reasons alone are why you won't hear Suge admit he shot himself by accident. It happens more than most people know. The first thing Suge did when the nurses left was wash himself off because he knows eventually those dumb ole cops are going to realize they should do a ballistic test on Suge, only a man with something to hide is going to pick up the shell casings so the police don't find them and Suge’s crew did that.

West’s party Saturday night at the Shore Club hotel in Miami Beach was one of the most coveted invites of the evening. A throng gathered trying to get in, and revelers mingled in the courtyard while celebrities including Jessica Alba, Eddie Murphy, Paris Hilton, Game and The Black Eyed Peas were entertained in the VIP room. Unless you were with somebody or knew somebody you couldn't get in that party. Nobody knows or saw the shooter cause he doesn't exist. (lol)

Several unnamed witnesses (unnamed witnesses, huumh you want to guess who they might be) said Knight was sitting at a VIP table when a man walked up and opened fire. No one else was injured. Screaming guests fled the party, streaming outside or taking cover in other parts of the hotel. Where was Suge’s crew? After Tupac's murder you would think this would be much harder to do right? Yes, but not if you shot yourself. (lol)

It seems odd for Suge to be at a Kanye West party but whoever is hot, is HOT, I guess. Just notice the shooter description as a black man wearing a pink or red shirt. Ha, ha since it was at a  Kanye West party the first thing that came to mind for Suge's posse, a.k.a. the eyewitnesses covering for him, was to describe Kanye. They likely panicked when it all happened and host West came to mind first and therefore they described the shooter as such. A gunman in pink. They probably realize how dumb it sounds after they said it but at this point it's too late to change it.

Released: August 30th, 2005

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