July Satire
White House Staff Pose for Poster at NBC Rubs Many Americans Wrong
By Ooh Papi
While most of the nation was out celebrating the 4th of July last week. NBC hosted some of the White Houses most familiar faces in George Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice. The big three not only agreed to come in to MAD TV studios but they performed a 6 minute skit called “Pirates of the Presidency”.
Insiders say they did the skit as a favor to NBC President, Jeff Zucker who showed the Bush administration favorable coverage during the campaign leading up to the buildup for the war in Iraq. NBC said the emboldened move has allowed them to sell advertising space at triple the normal rate for the primetime spot.
The Associated press obtained a transcript of the upcoming show which features President Bush rhyming in a the skit with a booming laugh played over a T.I. beat about pardoning Pirates “As to the future," the president told reporters, "I rule nothing in or nothing out, Scooter Libby’s a darn boy Scout."
Rice and Cheney did a fast tango dance to M.C. Hammers Platinum 1990 Song “ U can’t touch this” and grinned throughout the skit until they were joined on set by actual cast members from the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean –At World End” including - Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Keira Knightley, Jonathan Pryce and Jack Davenport. Johnny Depp who plays lead character Captain Jack Sparrow refused to find any humor in the skit and refused to show up for the skit.
Vice President Cheney commented on Deep’s refusal to perform the skit and said nothing more should be expected of “girly men “ from France as he signed copies of the new MAD TV poster back stage amid 25 Secret Service agents.
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